The Man is Back in Town

Indiana Jones is back and I couldn't be more excited. I practically had a boygasm* when I saw this picture.



*I THOUGHT I made up the term 'boygasm' to refer to my boyish, borderline gay obsessions with these types of things...but then I looked it up on a whim and found out that it's a term used in some homosexual anime sub-culture. Fuck that. Urban Dictionary also defines it as "When multiple boys go at it." Whateverzz.

- Rob Society

He's coming (sp?) all over again...

After years of being blessed with one of the easiest titles to crack an ejaculation joke at, Will Smith's down-and-out superhero flick Tonight, He Comes has finally been renamed to...John Hancock? I can only assume that they are in on their own joke. At least we know this guy is:


-Vincent